You Can't Be Half A Gangster

I'm Michael I am 23 and I recently moved back in with my parents. And you know what?!? I'm fuckin' loving it. Yes my blog name is a reference to Doctor Who, and yes I do know lord is spelt wrong. It was all they had left.

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Orange is the New Black: a summary

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me introducing myself

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Simply stunning

This is where I want to live, someone take me hereeee.

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This is one of my all time favorite Louise moments.

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My bra size should be C-4 cause these are some bomb ass titties



I’m an EOD Tech and I’m trained to handle C-4 with my bare hands

smooth as fuck^^

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Anytime someone tried to take food that they are not permitted to take off my plate.

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